Growing up, people often remarked I had a knack for talking endlessly.
And for rocking plaid.
I guess some things never change.
Except now I have a blog to quiet the voices in my head.
My husband loves my blog.
I hope you do too.
So — WELCOME!
My name is Darla and this is my blog. Also my therapy. Enjoy!
This is me while I’m writing or reading blogs. The tension and excitement are palpable.
My Life in a quick blurb, for all you short-attention-span people out there:
I grew up in L.L. BeanTown, Freeport, Maine with five brothers. I moved out west (as far as I could get away from my parents) to go to college. I finally came crawling back to Maine in my early 20s. Now I’ve settled down here in this frozen tundra full of fleece-covered cranky people with my two kids, age 6 and 10, and my husband. I like to sleep. I like to eat chocolate. I love to blog. I hate politics. I hate when you go to untwist the bread tie and end up just twisting it up even more, then you go in the other direction and still, it doesn’t untwist. I hate writing blurbs about myself. Read on if you need to know more…
[View from my backyard]
15 Things About Me That You Might Regret Knowing After You Read This:
- I am allergic to every group of antibiotics out there. My doctor tells me I am down to one rarely prescribed antibiotic that I can safely take, so if I contract pneumonia and you don’t hear from me, it’s probably because I’m dead.
- I love football. I grew up with five brothers so it was mandatory. Before kids, I would sit there and watch it all day long, flipping between two games at a time. I used to know every single player, coach on every team. My husband hates football. God has a great sense of humor.
- I do celebrity impressions. Back in high school, I was the hit of any party. My favorites: Katherine Hepburn, Rosie Perez, Jimmy Stewart, Cartman from South Park. I can do basically anyone if I study their voice enough. My teachers didn’t appreciate my talent much.
- I am deathly afraid of spiders, any size. Also afraid of killing them. I have been known to trap one under a cup and leave the cup on the floor until someone else comes along and is brave enough to scoop it up. Once I held my breath and picked up the cup only to find no spider. Finding no spider is almost as panic-inducing as seeing one.
- I once tried out for a solo in chorus in sixth grade and didn’t get it. The song was ‘What a Feeling!’ from Flashdance.
- I started writing when I was 10 years old. I wrote and illustrated mysteries starring me and my best friend. The first mystery: The Case of the Missing Legwarmer
- I have been thinking about concepts like death and eternity since I was a child. Sometimes I try to grasp what the edge of the universe is, or what this all means, or if we’re really alive or just a figment of one person’s imagination, and my brain short circuits and I sit down and watch a marathon of The Golden Girls to bring myself back down from that ledge of panic. That Sophia sure cracks me up!
- I was obsessed with Lost. Still am. Still can’t believe it’s over.
- I am very blunt. I’m straight-forward and honest. I will blurt anything out at the most inappropriate times. Usually at the dinner table at holiday family get-togethers. It’s a curse and a blessing. Mostly a curse to everyone else but me.
- My earliest memory is riding my Big Wheel down the driveway at four years old eating peanut butter toast with one hand and steering with the other. I crashed and my older brother laughed. My driving skills have improved since then, although I did hit a moose once while I was zipping down a back road going 55 mph in the dark of night. I hit it from behind so I suppose you could say it was an “ass-on” collision. The car (a tiny Ford Festiva) was totaled, the moose died and I survived with a sore neck and a story of a lifetime. My co-workers made me a cake with a matchbox car and a tiny moose laying on it’s side. This is Maine, where tragedy can be humorous. It’s how we cope.
- I love to be alone. I lived alone for years in my early 20s. I had a little apartment off campus out in Olympia, Washington. I wasn’t scared of being alone at all, after growing up with five brothers, I relished it. I spent lots of time meditating, reading and talking to my cat. I think of those days fondly even though I am grateful for the family I have now. Still, I can easily see myself as a future crazy old cat lady. (It’s a secret goal of mine.)My husband has never been alone for even one night in his entire life. This mystifies me.
- I used to twirl baton for years in middle school. I was the leader once in our Fourth of July parade and dreaded it because we went after the horses, which meant I was the first one in line to have to step over the giant piles of poop. Once I missed and had to keep on marching, horse crap all over my white sneaker the entire parade. I quit baton that year.
- The library was my favorite place to go as a child. I would ride my bike there after school to read and read. I loved the smell of the books, the quiet; the feeling that everything that had ever happened in the world was somehow magically there, and every author that came before me was whispering–urging me to open up those books and discover them all.
- Sleep is everything to me. I cherish it, I treasure it, I covet it. I look forward to it every single day (usually by 3 pm). I need at least 9 hours of sleep to feel fully rested. Last night I had about 4 and a half total. Getting old sucks.
- I once had a vivid dream where an orchestra was playing the most exquisite, never before heard classical music piece. I woke up, rushed over to write down the notes when suddenly the melodies had been replaced by the theme to Three’s Company.
You’re so perfect to the Bible passage in Proverbs 31:10-31…
I quite liked your website. Very nice. God bless…
I want your email address so that I can invite you to be a user on my page.
Can I ask why your blog address is miraclemomma? Perhaps you posted on this. Anyways, I rarely hear about the state of Maine; glad you’re enjoying it!
Sure, I think I picked it for a few reasons, I tend to believe in miracles, it’s a miracle I get through the day sane most days and the main reason is I think it’s a miracle I’m a mom. (lots of issues getting and staying pregnant)
My best friend Hadley Roberts is from Maine. She went to The University of Maine in Orono, ME and is a journalist with a degree from there. Her sister was in a personal plane on Sept. 11th (piloting it) and was hit by a terrorist and killed. Hadley has a way like you…that she is easy to listen to and kind and down to earth. She lives with her husband and kids now in Clinton, MA where she home schools. That is another reason that I like your blog so much as well because you are from ME.
Thanks jessicaber for your kind comments. I am so sorry about your friend’s loss of her sister. I like to think I’m down to earth too…being from Maine kind of brings that out of a person I guess. My blog tends to be simple and to the point (course, I’m usually writing it and typing it out while my 4 year old is climbing on me). Wish I had more time to write!
I like you profile.
I am a teacher, mum, bookaholic, foodaholic, perfumista, and writer. Yes, I write so I call myself a writer.
Notice: Still not over being defensive about it though.
I like your style! I’m a foodacholic too…and yes, we are both writers, dammit! Most days I don’t even require any readers at all, I just write to get it out, good therapy.
You’ve got an awesome blog going.
Hi, I am Kathleen (Irish) my grandmother came to the states from Ireland & homesteaded in Kansas. She & my grandfather use to gather eggs on the
prairie. They built a little hut to live in until they could afford to build. They
came to america from Ireland in a boat & met on the boat.Granddad came
Gauaway Bay & grandmother came from Cork. I Have enjoyed their experiences.
I loved them very much & they say I take after my grandmother. Thanks for
listening to my story & experience withmy Irish grandmother
Yesterday I was having a crazy “mom moment,” and took to blog-surfing for some comfort. I am currently a stay-at-home mom, and it is extremely trying sometimes. I’d like to say thanks for writing your blog…it’s nice to read something relatable and so comfortingly honest.
Thank you. I think no one can truly comment on what it’s like to be a SAHM unless they’ve actually done it. In my case, for years. No question, I am very lucky to be home, I love my children more than the moon and stars, but every parent deserves a bit of a break sometimes from the daily stress. This is why I choose to laugh at it. Helps keep me sane!
Glad to have found your blog. I, too, am a mom. Used to live and work on boats on the coast of Maine. I need to post more “mom stuff” on my blog- more light hearted, funny stories. Thanks for the inspiration. Looking forward to reading more.
Oh, I forgot to ask if you have some of your photos posted somewhere. I’d love to see some, as I am an aspiring photographer, shutterbug, picture taker, can’t leave home without my little camera in my purse.
Thank you for visiting and your comments. Some of my blog can be a bit more heavy, but I like to add the light-hearted side of things to balance it out. I will have to check out your blog.
I absolutely love to take pictures, always have since I was little. I doubt I’ll ever be a professional, I’m a newbie, but it’s fun to experiment. The coast of Maine is the perfect backdrop for lots of photos. I am trying to get a little photo blog going but haven’t posted much on there yet. All of my blog headers here are photos I’ve taken and I’m sure most of them need serious editing in Photoshop.
Hello. I’m newly into photography. Just got my first digital SLR. Now all I have to do is figure out how to use it. I grew up in NH, now I live in California. My mom lives in Maine, I love it there. Congrats of being freshly pressed! What kind of a camera do you have? Maybe we can share tips…I’ve got a Canon T1i.
Hi there and welcome. I have a Canon Rebel XSi, my first and only camera. But I have a sweet nifty fifty lens I bought separate from the kit lens for all those great bokeh shots. (I love photography jargon, makes me laugh…) I dream of saving up enough money for a better camera. I suppose there will always be a “better” one out there though. I am still learning how to use my camera. It can be a little too complicated with the shutter speed, ISO…blah blah etc etc. I just fiddle around with it and experiment, take TONS of bad shots. Maybe once in 100 shots I get a good one.
You sound just like my friend Hadley. She used to do yard work by the way for Stephan King, because he was her neighbor. She is a writer too and is very into family and always has kids climbing all over her.
Just wanted to let you know that I gave you a Versatile Blogger Award! Love your posts
Stop by to pick up your award!
http://melissasmeanderings.wordpress.com/2011/03/29/random-ramblings-nay-versatility-an-award/
Thanks so much, Melissa!! I am so honored!
I love your blog as well. Now I just have to figure out what to wear to the award show…hmm…will slippers and a bathrobe suffice?? 
Hi there, what area of Maine are you in? Your blog probably says that somewhere… My wife and I are both Colby College grads (Waterville) and obviously have fond memories of the state, and my grandparents ran a summer camp their for years back in the 50′s. I wrote a little bit about that here: http://brownroadchronicles.wordpress.com/2011/01/12/youre-so-handsome-i-hope-you-never-die/
I have always loved Maine with its farms and forests and lobster shacks and Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream! And Portland is a totally fun place for a small city! Unfortunately we rarely get back there now. Have been to a couple of Colby reunions but that is all. Thanks for reminding me what a great place it is!!
Hello! I grew up in Freeport (lived in a house right next to Bean’s) now I live near Lewiston. It is a pretty cool state. Hell, we were even voted Number One on the Most Peaceful States list today (poor Louisiana, on the bottom yet again). It definitely has a calm, laid-back kinda vibe (or maybe we’re just too damn cold to commit crimes) I agree that Ben and Jerry’s is sweet but I could pass on the lobster. By the way, I just visited your blog and it is hysterical, right down to your “copyright”. Good stuff. LOVED your post on what it takes to be FP. Also your April Fools’ post about quitting blogging. Brilliant. Oh the things we bloggers do to get more traffic and “hits”. But, really, “We all just wanna be loved, is that so wrong?” (old SNL skit) Anyway, I’m glad you enjoyed our fair state in college(and hope you don’t currently live in Louisiana)
Nope I’m in Michigan now, very similar to Maine, very beautiful and scenic, some wealthy urban and resort areas, some very poor rural areas. Not sure where we fall on the most peaceful list?? Ahh.. LL Bean, can’t remember how many times we stopped at that place! Glad you liked the BR Chronicles and that it made you laugh. Although I tend to crack myself up, it’s nice to hear from somebody else
Yes, Michigan. Know it well! My husband is from Dearborn Heights. He’s a Red Wings fanatic. We drove the 18 hours there last summer with our two kids, stayed at a hotel in which I was in fear for my life, ate at the Mongolian Grill and drove home.
Your posts are hilarious–thanks for sharing your humorous insights with us!
Thanks, Susan for visiting–off to check out your blog now.
Congratulations!! You have been awarded The Versatile Blogger Award. Stop by at comingeast.com to see more details.
Hi! I can totally relate to your blog. I am a stay at home mom too. I have two wonderful kids and wear many hats. I am enjoying reading about your life.
Cheers,
Louise
Hope you stick around, Louise.
Hi! I’m very new to blogging and you are one of the first I’ve stumbled on and I love it! Love how there is this big world out there for me to explore, relate and share all things wonderful and maybe not so much. Im not a SAHM but a SAHW and hope to soon to be a SAHM and doing this is definitely going to help me stay normal! Thanks again and I’ll keep reading.
Hello Darla! So nice to meet you. I love the description you give of yourself and your blog. I’m in the same boat….except of course you can substitute “house husband” (and Idiot) into my description…… I’ll pop back often. Thanks so much for visiting my blog. Have a great day and send a little of that Maine weather down this way will ya?
Congratulations! You are the winner of TWO very prestigious blogging awards. http://wp.me/p1jqDM-NQ
I so enjoy your humor! I try to live my life the same way…and also enjoy reading about being a SAHM since I am not one. It is always easy to believe the grass is greener (and it probably is in Maine compared to Cali), but every mother faces struggles in her own way, eh? SWM’s run on a different side of the road, but in parenting there are always places to join together for coffee. If you wanna glimpse of the “other side”, LOL, come on by to my blog and have a visit. Not to mention I’m on the other side of the country
too! I love this blogging thing, absolutely love it…:-)
Thanks, singleworkingmom.I will be sure to come over and see how green the grass is on your side of things.
Hi, I’ve been noticing your posts on recently found blogs, and came to “meet” you. I love your sense of humor, and wonder if we’re related–I’ve been told it’s a family characteristic. Please do not listen to TheIdiotSpeaketh, and keep that weather UP THERE. Thank you very much. My daughter has had a longing to see Maine for several years. I hope one day she gets there. She’s a mom of six, and homeschools.
Could be related, you never know. Do you also suffer from near-sightedness and high arches? I will not listen to the Idiot Speaketh, well, only when it comes to weather. Otherwise, the man is hysterical! Your daughter sounds like my hero. I have a close friend who homeschools seven, she is amazing. Welcome to my blog and hope you stick around.
Although I was a stay at home mother back in the olden days of the 1980′s, I think we may be related because I’m also short-sighted and have high arches.
There’s nothing better than being able to stay home and bring up your own children. Those days with my kids though exhausting at times, were the happiest of my life. No one can ever take away the beautiful memories.
Rosie, you put it perfectly. These days are exhausting but I am very grateful for them. My kids are growing up so fast, I try to hold onto these moments and savor them.
Ha ha! Love it! My blog does not have a strict focus either, but I hope it is always interesting! Keep up the good work…
I would get bored if I just stuck to one subject, Brenda. thanks for visiting!
Great blog – I also remember how things were, growing up in the 70s. When I think of the technology we have access to today, it is truly amazing. I do a lot of hillwalking and hiking, but love to use a map and compass. GPS takes the wonder out of it, and also dulls your navigation skills. I laughed at your comments re records jumping, but think that they _did_ sound better than cd or mp3, at least until your brother used a cheese grater on the vinyl…
Maine sounds lovely – closest I have been is Quincy and Boston, MA.
Take care and keep writing,
David
David, there is something to be said about the sound of music coming from a vinyl record. More natural and raw-sounding. I miss my turntable, wish I had kept it all these years. I miss getting a record and looking at the sleeve it came in and the pictures of the band etc. Buying an iTune takes a lot of the joy out of it I think.
My kids and I love to hike around Maine. I do bring my cell though as it makes me feel a little safer just in case. Technology is a good thing sometimes.
Thanks for your kind comments and for visiting. If you ever do get to Maine, come during the summer. Right now it’s pretty cold and we’re getting 3 inches of snow this weekend!
Just wanted to tell you, i love the glazed look in your eyes. How do you ever do that?
Surprisingly, it wasn’t that hard. It might be because I was up so early due to my kids jumping on their beds that morning.
I don’t know what took me so long to check out your blog!
maybe it’s the name? Some people think it summons up bad memories of the movie Flashdance…good to have you here!
Ayuh…. I’m following
Good to have you here, ayuh!
it is a fun space!
i love the photo on your Header! wicked awesome!
Darla,
Recently 2 fellow bloggers past on the “Liebster Blog Award” to me. It is given to bloggers with gret blogs.
I believe you have a really amazing blog so I now pass on the award to you. Congratulations!
http://ichoosehappynow.com/2011/12/19/cup-of-joy/and-the-winner-of-the-liebster-award-for-blogging-is-www-ichoosehappynow-com/
Cheers,
Louise
Thanks so much, Louise. And congrats to you as well!
I love your ‘About’
I gave you the Candle Lighter Award! http://sancharib.wordpress.com/2012/01/19/candle-lighter-award/
Oh, thank you so much, Sanchari!
I’ve read this blog a few times and finally decided to buck up and say “Hi” so, Hi. And…I also wanted you to know I think your ‘voice’ is amazing and I bet you are twice as funny in person…The people who comment regularly on this blog are nothing to shake a stick at either.
Me? I ain’t no writer….But you people who can?… Well, to me it’s as impressive as building power plants out of ants and sand. {FYI: The ants and sand thing? Not mine. It’s a copy-righted saying of my brother-in-laws.}
Okay, so that’s it.
Don’t stop doing what you do.
It’s great.
~d.
Thank you so much and judging by your comment here, I’d say you write very well! I often wonder what my voice is and if it’s too loud and whiny, but comments like yours keeps me going and I appreciate that a lot, truly.
Oooh, pretty! I love your new header picture and tagline.
Perfect for Spring.
Thanks! I couldn’t take seeing my old header with the snow anymore. I can’t wait until some pretty flowers start popping up here so I can some good pictures. Next week it will hit 75. That is crazy for Maine this time of year!
Enjoying your blog – - popped over from Pegoleg’s blog after reading your jacket entry. Fun stuff
Glad you stopped by, Brooke! Peg’s contest was a blast. It’s fun to read everyone’s take on the jacket.
Hi Darla! I tagged you in a blog question-and-answer game! If you want to play, visit my blog to see what to do! (but don’t feel obligated!)
I just read your post, loved your answers, Carly. Thanks for the tag. Like you, I am stuck with the posts lately…they’re all half-written and writer’s block is looming so this gives me something to write about. (by the way, nothing beats Reese’s peanut butter eggs, not even Cadbury cream eggs…)
Hi Darlene. I’m passing on the ABC (Awesome Blog Content) award to you and linking to you in my post.
Thanks for the shout-out, Jeannette. I’ve never received an ‘awesome’ award before. Hope you enjoy the rest of your week. It will hit 80 here today, so I plan on spending it outside, can’t wait.. In March, that is crazy!
I am completely with you on #15 and #20. I love being alone but I equally love being with people. Some things are much better shared. I think it’s important to achieve a balance between the two.
And I’m the same about shopping. I can’t understand how some people take eons grocery shopping. And clothes shopping too. For some people, shopping for clothes is an actual hobby. Don’t get wrong, I ain’t judging but a day spent in hustling, bustling crowds in overheated stores playing crappy music so loud it makes your head ache is not my idea of fun!
You are so right–balance is key to most everything in life, isn’t it? Unfortunately, right now my alone time is lacking but I know that will change once the kids move out in about 20 years or so.
I also hate clothes shopping. I was just in Target yesterday and had some money to buy myself clothes (my current wardrobe is about 15 years old) And I kept trying stuff on and saying, nope, hate it. Hate everything. I ended up buying nothing but clothes for my kids. sigh!
Oops, that should read ‘Don’t get me wrong’.
Don’t you hate typos? Happnes to me all the time.
Hi, enjoyed reading your “about” page… know that’s a lame way to start but I’m cutting to the chase, wink. Yep, a few things in common (totally don’t like to shop AND my husband loves it) and simply looking to grow my following group. Going to read some of your archived posts now. See ya.
Hey, not a lame way to start at all! I just went over to your blog and read yours. I am training to become a Reiki volunteer at the local cancer center here, so we have that in common as well!
As someone who know you only from other blogs, congratulations on the Freshly Pressed!
Enjoy the ride!
(and the flooded inbox!)
Thanks, El Guapo! It is a lot of fun, very exciting, that’s for sure!
Hi, Maniac! Still trying to navigate all of the techie stuff, so hope you see my comment! I am also a Maniac in exile in the flatlands of Michigan! http://www.soulpoetry.org is my site for my book, Sanctuary of the Soul (meaning of course, Maine/Heaven)..coming home in June….I am 65 and a Freshman at a University, because of what I wrote about my life, I won a scholarship. E-mail me if you can: wacalice@aol.com (I joined the army right out of high school–from Old Town to San Francisco at the height of the Vietnam war, peace, drugs, hippies, etc…major culture shock a s you can imagine.
Smiles, Alice (over comer and wounded healer)
Working so hard to make a difference in the world.
Without my faith and wicked wit and sense of humor, I would be drooling in a corner, LOL!
I’m from Seattle and went to college in Maine, so we must’ve passed each other in the air at some point! And sister, I despise shopping too. Congrats on getting freshly pressed!
I just love the way you write. I’m new to blogging and I find your style and humor very catchy. Looking forward to reading more of your work.
Thank you very much! Blogging is fun, keeps me sane and I’m happy you enjoy reading my stuff.
I came over here from joehoover’s site — I’m glad I did! You sound like my kind of gal. I had the same feeling about the library when I was a kid, and probably started contemplating the subject of death and afterlife since I was about 8. And anyone who can do a good Katharine Hepburn imitation is aces in my book.
Oh, yes, love Katherine Hepburn. I just saw a show narrated by her about her many movie roles and I was mesmerized. And I miss libraries. We have a tiny one here in town that my kids love to go to, but no more bookstores anywhere to be found. Glad you dropped by from Joe’s blog!
love your posts. just added you to my blogroll! http://justanotherwakeupcall.wordpress.com/wp-admin/link-manager.php
I keep stumbling upon your blog via Writing for Daisies and enjoying your slanted view of things! Will follow!
YAY MAINE! I love your facts… that is really cool you had a dream before you met your husband! How awesome! =D Nice to meet another fellow maineiac! :p
Thanks and welcome! It’s gonna be hotter than hell today, maybe a heat wave even. I’m cranking up the a/c already…
I know! I am super excited… unfortunately not so much fun to hay in it… ah the joys of country living. :p if only the waters around here didn’t take 3 months to warm up…
Exactly. My kids want me to go in their kiddie pool today. I’m thinking…well, it may be 95 degrees, but the water is probably more like 55. No thanks! And I won’t even go into the ocean until summer’s almost over…
A couple weekends ago, we went to Sand Beach… and it was pretty crazy how many kids were swimming! They have a much higher tolerance… I could barely put my feet in without crying.
Hey Maine Brain… I gave you and your snazzerific blog an award today and I totally expect a long and cool acceptance speech!
http://emjayandthem.com/2012/06/21/tis-lovely/
Have a great day!
MJ
Hi Darla!! I have nominated you for the one lovely blog award!!
Oh and the link is (Hit myself on the head):
http://shalvikap.wordpress.com/2012/06/22/one-lovely-blog-award/
I now remember your Jimmy Stewart impression. It is awesome!
Well, Darla, I really enjoy your blog. So I’m nominating you for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award (which is more of a curse, really, since these award things are a lot of work)! Congrats! Tag, you’re it! Bwa ha ha ha! http://hollybernabe.wordpress.com/2012/07/18/inpirational-blogger-award/
Thank you for nominating me!
Hi…I wanted to let you know I like your blog and have nominated you for the One Lovely Blog award. No worries if you don’t like participating in awards. Thank you!
http://dontquotelily.wordpress.com/2012/07/18/you-are-all-so-lovely/
Thanks so much, you are too kind!
Hey, there. I just nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award and the Sunshine Award because I think your blog is pretty sweet. If you’re interested, you can get more information here: http://facetiousfirecracker.wordpress.com/you-shouldnt-have/
If you think this is ridiculous, feel free to ignore me.
Ridiculous? An award for me? Oh, no, no ,no…never! Thank you and I’ll be over later to pick it up…I have the perfect place on my fireplace mantel for it.
Wow! ‘Maineiac’ sent me on lane dyslexia in trying to figure out if the ‘i’ came first or ‘e’! Well, that’s beside the point—you have a great blog, and I find you effortlessly funny!
oh, I know, it’s such a pain to spell! I stole it from a now-defunct ice hockey team here. And thanks for your comment–I think the funny comes from living here in frozen tundra Maine. We find things to laugh at to stay sane.
Hey, Darla, just wanted you to know that I thought your essay on Lust was the best and I voted for it several times. I can’t for the life of me figure out why you didn’t get more votes…
For the record, I’m not competing any more. I love writing these essays, but I really don’t like the competition part.
Thank you so much, Lorna! It’s such stiff competition. I truly love to read your writing and I’m sad you won’t be entering anymore. I understand though. I wish I had more time to devote to writing. It’s hard enough keeping up with this blog! Have a wonderful rest of the summer (only a few weeks and my kids are back in school, it’s going fast)
I’ll still be writing essays for the last of the sins, I just will bow out of the contest part. When you make semi-finalist again (and I’m sure you will), I’ll use every vote I have to get you the recognition you deserve. You’re one hell of a writer!
Oh, thank you so much for saying that, Lorna! You’ve made my day. I would have to say the same to you.
I had to subscribe to your blog because the title makes me smile every time I read it. And everything else I’ve read here is so funny.
I used to work with a really heavy guy who was also the office clown. He came in one morning, put a CD in the boombox (it’s been a few years) and started doing the Flashdance Maniac dance. Your blog title makes me think of him, and Maine, and both make me happy.
Thanks for the smiles.
Oh, thank you! it’s always so great to know people think my blog is funny. (My own family isn’t too keen on my jokes most of the time.) My blog title always puts the Flashdance song in my head and it’s really a curse now more than anything, but I’m stuck with it. At least it triggers happy memories for you! Hope you stick around.
I recognized you in my blog! http://motherhoodisanart.com/2012/08/25/and-the-nominees-are/
Thank you! I appreciate that shout-out.
You may not want another award, but I am nominating you for The Booker Award. Yes THE Booker Award! No, not THE Booker Award. Check out my blog in a day or two and read all about it…
Thanks, Lorna! I will be sure to, have a good weekend.
What luck!!! I’m here. No. 8 is so true, so so darn true but in my case the list goes on – cockroach, beetles, any and all bugs… :sigh:
The Maineiac,
Found you. Again.
Le Clown
PS: Hi.
Was I lost? Who am I again? who are you? How do you find time to breathe, lately?
The Maineiac,
Le Clown is an extremely disorganized fellow, this should be a post in itself… He enjoyed your comments on The Byronic Man, and Elyse. And wanted to head over your way for awhile now. But Le Clown’s ADHD makes it difficult for him to find the breadcrumbs he leaves all over the blogosphere which technically should lead him back to bloggers he wants to read. He also writes interminable sentences the way Marcel Proust did, without their beauty.
Nonetheless, he did find his way more than once to beautiful Kennebunk, like so many of his fellow French Quebecers…
I didn’t answer any of your questions, didn’t I?
Le Clown
You answered my questions and more. My kind of blogger! I aim to check out your site again soon, but I’m afraid with your huge following and the millions of comments you get, you’ll forget about me again. I’ll try to leave you some really stupid and lame comments so I’ll stand out more from the crowd. (won’t be hard, this comes to me easily) I do notice we run in the same bloggy circles and you keep company with the brilliant weebles and speaker…so I assume you can’t be all that bad….?Or am I wrong here?
I know this isn’t a new experience for you, but I’m nominating you for a Beautiful Blogger Award. Love your work!
This “plaid wearin’, java sippin’” woman will make you laugh out loud, but she’ll touch your heart, too. Her recent post on Halloween just keep replaying in my head!
Oh, thank you so much! hope you have a great weekend!
Love this!
Thanks! I should probably go back and rewrite this to make it shorter.
Amazing site. I am still ambivalent about being in Maine.
Thanks, Tom. And I’ve lived here most of my life and even I am still ambivalent. Mostly about the six month long winters…
OMG, I could be the long lost sister you never had. Your blog is awesome and this “about” was too, too familiar. I’ve never been to Maine, but I do love blueberries. So, there’s that.
Ha! maybe someday you can come to Maine. It’s really quite a lovely place (especially during the summer months). I just read your post over at Black Box Warnings and your writing really drew me in. I’ve written about my dad’s death and its impact on me many times. I can’t wait to check out your blog now!
Maine is definitely on our list of places to visit. I have ex-in-laws somewhere near Rockport.
***on my blog*** my writing has been a bit on the angry side since before the holidays, but most of the time I do try to keep it light, sort of. You’ll be welcome there anytime.
I love Rockport! It’s very beautiful on the coast.
I understand wanting to write angry sometimes. It’s very good to get things out. I really do think blogging is therapy. You’re welcome here anytime as well, Honie.
How are you surviving this bitter cold snap? It’s been like -35 with the wind chills down here in Bangor. I can’t take much more!
I’m with you, so sick of this winter. Beyond sick of it.
Yeah. More snow yesterday. Ugh! I’m done…
My car got stuck in our driveway yesterday and our snowblower died so I ended up shoveling. Just what my bad back needed! But the extra cursing I did while I was shoveling gave me the strength I needed to power through…..Today, I skidded all over the road just trying to get the kids off to school. Only what…one more month of this crap?? hopefully?
I have nominated you for the very inspiring blogger award. You can access the post discussing this here http://kulworlddailydrivel.com/2013/02/12/very-inspiring-blogger-award-and-new-super-epic-project/
Will do! thanks!
Wow I enjoyed reading this especially because at least 7-8 of these things relate to the person I am. I like your blog and I am sure I’ll love it more and more as I get to read loads of it… I have just started reading but I’ll be back for sure
Welcome and hope you stick around!
I found you through Go Jules Go. Great blog! :0)
Thank you! Jules is awesome.
You sound like somebody who doesn’t suck. Thanks for the chuckle via a couple of your posts!
Well, thank you. I like to think so, but sometimes I’m wrong. Welcome and I hope you stick around.
So happy I found your blog! It’s been distracting me from work for the last 45 minutes! Thanks!
Hey, I am more than happy to help people avoid work. Welcome to my blog!
Hi there. I’m sure you already get a lot of these, but I went ahead and nominated you for the Sunshine Award. I got the nod, and I wanted to pass it on to some of my favorite bloggers. You were one of the first that came to mind. Anyway, you don’t have to do anything if you aren’t in to that sort of thing, but I wanted to let you know! http://jcmarckx.wordpress.com/2013/03/28/because-of-my-sunny-disposition/
Thank you so much! I’ll be sure to check it out. Made my day.
I wanted a Big Wheel sooooo bad when I was a kid, but we lived on a gravel road…so what’s the point? One morning, I went into the kitchen and there sat a giant Big Wheel box!!! Filled with empty canning jars for my mother to put up vegetables. I think that was the moment, in 1977, when I became a blogger.
Oh that is tragic! My Big Wheel got me into trouble though. Once my brothers dared me to drive it down a steep hill, then as I gained speed, the stupid plastic brake didn’t work and I spun out and landed in a ditch. So, see? that box full of canning jars probably saved your life.
Yeahhhhhh….
Always nice bumping into another java gulper.
BTW, did the whole plaid thing start from absorbing post-grunge aftershocks in WA?