The Spooky Tales of My Youth

It’s Halloween again! Gather ’round the fire, kids! Time for some deliciously dark and scary stories!

(cue creepy organ music)

Once upon a dreary time, I was your age and living through the ghastly 1970s and 80s. (lightning flashes) Times were hard during this digital-free era; my daily life was a constant battle between the forces of good and evil.  So many things went bump in the night. How I survived without today’s technology is a mystery.

When I was 12, if I wanted to call up a friend, I had to wait for my stupid brother to get off the phone. That’s right. We had only one line.

(cue Law and Order music–dunn, dunn!)

Countless hours were spent seething with anger and glaring at the phone cord trailing underneath the closed closet door where my older brother whispered sweet nothings (emphasis on the nothings) into his girlfriend-of-the-month’s ears.

But if the planets aligned just right, I could actually get on the phone for a few minutes and enjoy a private conversation–until my father installed a second phone on the same line in the kitchen. (dunn  dunn!)

Then I’d endure hearing the telltale click of one of my brothers picking up the phone on the other line, quietly breathing and listening to my heated private conversation about how I liked Bobby, but Bobby liked Suzy.

The terror of realizing my brother might have heard something super secret would paralyze me with fear. Did he hear what I said? Is he going to blab it to the cool kids at the lunch table tomorrow? Will Bobby know I like him?!  The phone’s ominous click would seep into my dreams. Click! CLICK! CLICK! Oh, the horror!

When the phone wasn’t free, I’d hole myself up in my bedroom in the attic and blast my music.  Yes, we used to have to listen to our music out loud, with no iPod or earbuds. (dunn, dunn!)

I was the proud owner of a giant boxy beast of a stereo. It was versatile, top-of-the-line technology for the 80s. I could either slap a record on the turntable up top or slide in one of my famous mixed cassette tapes of the Beatles/Def Leppard into the deck on the bottom.

See, back then we didn’t have iPods where you could casually flip through thousands of tunes using your magic fingertips. Instead, I had to sift through a dusty old stack of albums, then listen to my favorite song skip on the needle.

Hearing John Lennon sing, “Imagine there’s no–Imagine there’s no–” over and over again was horrifying, my blood would run cold. Imagine there’s no what?! I’d cry. No what, John?! Will I ever know what he’s trying to imagine?

Today, I miss listening to music and forcing everyone else within a 10 mile radius to listen to it too.  Sometimes for fun, we’d crank up the volume so loud, the neighbors down the road would call the cops. You can’t pay for that entertainment, people.

If all the scratches on my records made me sad, I’d head out to rent a movie with my parents. It was a dark and stormy night, when I had to get into my Dad’s wood-panelled station wagon and  actually have him drive me to the video rental store. (dunn dunn!)

Yes, before netflix, before DVDs on Blu-Ray, there was a time when we had to physically go to a place where people stood around like zombies, milling around displays filled with these things called VHS tapes.

Inevitably, you’d arrive all excited to rent the latest hottest flick that finally came out on video after being released five years earlier (“Hot damn! I’m gonna go rent ET tonight!”) only to find that the 55 copies of ET were already taken.

Still you’d desperately try to bring an empty box up to the counter, only to encounter a smug clerk sneering at you,  “if there’s nothing behind the box, there ain’t no movie. Now do you want to buy these 20 dollar Twizzlers or what, pal?”

Are the Spaghettio’s done yet? No, but my skull feels like it’s melting.

So I’d slunk on back to my house, “ET”-less, stomach growling and attempt to whip up some food.  Did I zap some frozen meal in my microwave? Please! Only one friend of mine had one of those new-fangled contraptions. It was bigger than the entire kitchen counter and made such a loud buzzing noise we thought for sure we were getting cancer while watching her spaghettio’s splatter.

All we had was my grandmother’s old stove that, if we were lucky, used to short-curcuit and mildly electrocute us. (dunn, dunn!)

But only if you held a metal spoon just so and turned the loose stove’s dial at the same time. It was quite the science experiment. My brothers discovered this zapping action by accident one afternoon while making spaghettio’s and that was all it took. More cheap entertainment. “Hey! Check this out!” one of them would yell, stabbing the metal spoon down into the pan, feeling the tiny yet delicious jolt over and over again until they saw stars. Explains a lot.

Which brings me to regulating body temperature.  Back in my day, we didn’t have air conditioners or those cutting edge fans that oscillate. What did we do when the temperature hit 110 with 150% humidity? We’d sweat. (dunn dunn!)

That’s right. Sweat a lot. My bedroom was upstairs in the attic and it sometimes got so hot up there in the summer, my John Lennon record would melt into a sad Imagine puddle. So I’d whine and moan and cry to my parents. “It’s too hot! I can’t sleep!” And my father would put his hand on my head and say, “Tough cookies, kid”. What a wise man he was for giving me an extra dose of the tough love of the 1970s.

So kids, as you drift off to sleep tonight, watching the latest flick on your iPad, texting away on your smart phone and eating your Hot Pockets in your perfectly temp-controlled bedroom, think of me and the horrors I faced not so long ago. Nighty night, kiddies!

Oh, and Happy Halloween! (Mua ha haaa!)

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317 thoughts on “The Spooky Tales of My Youth

  1. Ha! Oh yea, I used to sleep in front of the one fan in the hall that was to cool off the whole upstairs (Dunn Dunn)! Great post, thanks for the laugh!

    1. Joy, I remember after complaining so much, my dad dragged this gigantic industrial-strength box fan upstairs and plugged it in the attic next to my room. When he turned it on, the wind was so powerful, it blew all of my Shaun Cassidy poster off the walls. And it only made it hotter, if that were possible.

  2. Lisa (Woman Wielding Words) says:

    LOL! Loved this post. Of course, I would love real ghost stories too, but this brings back so many memories of a childhood that is very different from today.

      1. Lisa (Woman Wielding Words) says:

        I look forward to it. I know what you mean about cassette tapes. I know that somewhere floating around my parents house are some cassettes with our attempts at making radio shows. Shudder.

      2. We did the same thing, Lisa. I bet one of my brothers has all of those embarrasing tapes hidden somewhere, ready to bust them out and humilitate me in front of the kids. I still have one cassette tape of me at around 11 years old, talking about the new group Def Leppard with my best friend at the time. memories…!

  3. Love it! Although, I do remember waiting in lines that stretched around the movie theater, to see the hotest new release- pre-video rental stores. And the theater in Maine only had one projector, so there was an intermission between reels.

    I also remember lying in bed on those stinking hot and humid nights with a wet washcloth that I would move from my face to arms to legs and back until I finally fell asleep.

    Should I feel badly that I still have most of my records that I had when I was in highschool (and a few from childhood, like the Banana Splits)? And boxes of cassette tapes? Great music!

    1. Sue, even in college I remember going to the only theater in town, it was in an old barn, I kid you not, and only had one projector. If you didn’t want to see the flick they chose for that month, too freaking bad! ha!

      I think most of those hot nights I ended up sleeping on the front porch in my grandmother’s old wicker chair. Those were the days!

      1. The only theatre in town in an old barn?!

        I think most of those hot nights I ended up sleeping on the front porch in my grandmother’s old wicker chair. Those were the days!

        Is there anywhere in the continental US where a person can sleep on their front porch and still expect to be on that same porch and in one piece when they wake up? ^_^

  4. Landline? Stereo? VHS? Oh, the humanity! It’s amazing that you didn’t end up a twisted, bitter and strange bloggess after a childhood like that. Oh. Well. What I meant, was…

      1. Hey, I just noticed! Congratulations – that’s so great! Whoo hoo! Tell someone in your family to feed you sometimes as you toil away in front of your computer, taking care of comments.
        (BTW, Mr. Skittles said he’s going back to you now that you’re famous. Who knew he was such a fame-junkie?)

  5. BernieLuvsEllen says:

    Awe well the times have changed and now we must compensate for it. Yes, many kids have it easier nowadays. You should read Mass Media Revolution. It is a textbook, but more like a coffee table book, in my opinion. Fun and very new!

    1. Times have changed drastically. To put it in perspective when I was growing up, all I had to do was talk to my Gram a bit. She was born in 1901. When she was a child, only two people in town had a car and she always told me the story of when they hit each other. Or how she got a scar on her leg from riding in her father’s horse and buggy. I think she earned the right to say she had a hard and unspoiled childhood.

    1. Can you imagine? Not knowing who was calling, nowadays? I remember picking up the phone the exact same second my best friend down the road would pick up her phone and it would be just like magic as the line was connected. I also remember my Gram’s phone number had only four digits.

  6. Somewhere around my fifth year of college, my sister and I shared a house* with one of our ginormous martial art practitioner friends. Said friend was in a long-distance relationship with a gal he’d met from an online game, so that the only ways he could stay in touch with her was (a) to use the phone line to dial-up his ISP or (b) call her. He’d do these things for hours each day, so that when we needed the phone, my sister and I would rock-paper-scissors to determine which of us would have the unpleasant task of knocking his door and letting him know we needed to use the phone for a moment.

    Those were some scary moments. He looked a lot like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2, actually.

    Now this friend is a SAHD of two kids. Occasionally I’ll watch him playing with his little ones and laugh at the contrast between the him of today and the one that once was. Mostly, I wish I’d had a videocamera so I could share the videos with his kids when they get a little older.

    . . . if, of course, they were even playable on newfangled devices by then!

    * Unlike Los Angeles, college students could actually do that in Eugene. Not an apartment. Not a quad. Not a room. A house.

    1. Vigo from ghostbusters! Creeepy, Deb.
      My brother couldn’t of cared less if I was waiting and waiting. After a few hours of staring at the phone cord that had disappeared under the door, I would fling the door open and yell, “Oh for the love of God! Just tell her you love her and you think she’s pretty–blah blah blah and GIVE ME THE PHONE ALREADY!” (yeah, my brother didn’t react kindly to that tactic)

      1. I just realized I actually already have a picture of him on my blog! With his permission, I posted this image of “Pieter Ponyking” in my blogging awards post a few months back.

        Of course, it’s a little harder to see the Vigo personality in this image. The physical resemblance should be a little clearer. 🙂

  7. fireandair says:

    “What did we do when the temperature hit 110 with 150% humidity? We’d sweat.”

    Did we ever. A/C was what the rich folks had. I still feel like spoiled aristocracy livibg in an apartment with climate control. And a combo washer/dryer with a DELAY setting?! Holy crap, I’m in the Jetsons!

    1. My husband still has guilt even putting our little a/c unit in the window. I usually end up begging him to turn it on once August hits. Otherwise it’s the oscillating fan. We’re spoiled.

      Speaking of laundry, my mom used to actually hang our clothes out to dry. yes, crazy! we had no dryer so out came the big basket of clothespins. She’d have us kids hang them up and take them down. Loved to see my underwear hanging out for the entire world to see.

  8. You forgot that we walked “uphill both ways”! Great post. These are truly terrifying stories I wish I could forget. I love the bit about the VHS tapes that came out 5 years after the movie hit theaters. So true! Along with the giant cancer-causing microwaves. I am a self-proclaimed past-o-file (i.e. my own blog is centered on past/childhood) so I’m always grumbling about this stuff too, especially as a parent. Kids today…

    1. Angie, movies would take so long to be released on tapes that we often went to the theater several times to see it (tickets were dirt cheap then) because we knew by the time it was on VHS, the world would have ended.

      1. (I meant to write “past-o-phile”…gag, my Latin.) Just wanted to add that I saw ET, Fox and the Hound, and Annie twice each in the theater for the exact reason you stated. And forget about any Disney movies being released on tape back then. Never-ever. That’s why theaters were able to re-release them a gazillion years after they were made. What a beautiful inter-generational thing that my mom and I both saw the same Disney cartoons in the theater as children.

      2. That is a great memory to share with your mom. I have a vivid memory of seeing ET in the theater and crying (oh, my brothers teased me for that one!) I also remember seeing Star Wars for the first time at the theater. Movies were a special event back then, weren’t they?

  9. What I love is seeing the reactions of kids now to our childhood technology – my son laughed til he cried when he saw atari “pong”. And an “old” movie showed a computer screen before Windows – he could not grasp the idea that computers existed separately of windows & the internet. (It was not easy back in the jurasic period!) Fabulous blog.

    1. Oh yeah, pong! Even the early Atari games, like Frogger, my kids would just die at the graphics. And I forgot to mention the computers. We had one of the earliest Mac computers. It took several days and miles of entered code to create a line or a triangle on the screen. But oh was that triangle something to behold!

  10. krisse22 says:

    Haha, great reading 🙂 But, being younger than you (My childhood stays to 90’s), I had similar childhood. No mobile, not a cd-player, no luxurities I have and can have today. I was raised in Estonia, not from a wealthy family, so I think I know the feeling. But I do think my childhood was more interesting than little kids nowadays. 🙂

  11. “Still, you’d desperately try to bring an empty box up to the counter,” YES! My sister and I did that all the time. I thought we were the only ones.

    Hilarious! I was totally drawn in to your horror stories, and can (shiver) remember those times. 🙂 Well done!

    Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed! It’s well-deserved!

    1. Yes, no call waiting! It was just terrible back then. I remember when we finally did get call waiting, it was like the heaven’s had parted. Of course, my brothers would just ignore it and continue their marathon chats with their girlfriends.

      The thing about one line is, my dad kept putting phones in every room, thinking that would somehow help.

      1. I remember when call waiting first came on and you had to go answer that call you just had to, and the person you were orginally talking to would wait and listen to the crappy hold music because it was a novelty (as long as you didn’t cut them off). These days I get call waiting beeps and unless I am wanting to end the convo I am having I just say, “if it is important they will call back”.

  12. Congrats on being Freshly Pressed, D! Great post. Are we becoming our parents with all this “when I was your age” stuff? I think we all promise ourselves as kids that we’ll never say that to our own future children, then we all end up doing it anyway. 😛 So much of this rings true with me. I appreciate advances in technology and home climate control, but I’m not interested in raising entitled d-bags.

    Congrats again! (Not at all jealous over here…)

    1. Chris, I don’t even have to tell my kids about my childhood to scare them. I watch Little House with them. Once they see what Ma and Pa went through, they start to appreciate what they have (a tiny bit anyway) Entitled d-bags made me laugh! So true, so true. Oh, but we are going to be just like our parents, see? Thanks for the comments, Chris 😀

    1. Thanks, PCC. The other night, I thought it was so strange how I was on my iPod, my son was on his iPod, my daughter was watching a movie with earbuds–it was so quiet. Not like the place I grew up. My brother would be blasting Led Zep in one room, me The Beatles in another. My poor parents!

  13. This post is great! Yes, I used to blast my stereo too – playing an LP at different speeds was always fun. Good thing they didn’t have ear buds back then or I’d already be deaf!

  14. If it makes you feel better, I still don’t have an air conditioner in my very old, falling apart house. I have step-siblings who are 10+ years younger than me. It’s pretty crazy how different are childhoods were.

    1. Dial up, oh yes. I agree with you, dial up sucks. But I remember in high school we had to actually go to this place called the library and use these strange things called card catalogs to look stuff up! Crazy times before the internet…

    2. Haha so true! Or someone would pick up the phone not realising you were using the internet and start to make a call and you would get cut off and have to start all over again. Or someone would try and connect the internet while you were on the phone and you would hear that horrible internet dialing sound… ahh the old days hahaha

  15. Wow.. love this post! I can relate to all of it… 🙂 Thank you so much for sharing your memories.. I wonder what kids today would so if they had to … *gasp* wait to use the phone! Aiiieee!!!!

    Darlene

  16. Great “spooky” story! When I was a kid in the 70’s, we had a party-line with a neighbor down the street – not only did we have only one line, but we had to share it! And you’re right, everyone was a little scared of microwaves and what they might do to us. Am still wondering if we should be worried now…

    1. Other people had microwaves, just not us. My father wasn’t hip to the latest “fad” technology until we complained enough. We also didn’t have a shower. All we had was a big old claw-footed tub and a cup. That was our shower until I was in high school.

  17. singlegirlmodernworld says:

    Love this! It’s funny, and dare I say scary, to think that we were used to such things not that long ago. Sometimes I’m not sure what I’d prefer now, it was nice to be able to have things a bit more simple and less technologically complex.

  18. just happened to find your website while roaming on the internet at work 🙂 that was a great post. I’ll continue to read as long as my boss stays locked in her office. Keep up the good work

    1. Well I remember 8 tracks. We had Cheech and Chong’s comedy routine on an 8 track tape. I remember how frustrating it was if you wanted to listen to a specific track and had to skip all over the place and listen to it all over again.

      1. imaginecreation says:

        That’s one of the things that I distinctly remember being amazed by with the newfangled CD players when we finally got one . . . I was in my mid-teens at that time . . . is the fact you could skip to the next track without rewinding and fast-forwarding. Amazing! =D

        Dial up internet. I remember finally getting a second line just for the dial up so phone calls wouldn’t interrupt whoever was on the computer at the time. That really doesn’t seem like very long ago at all.

        I enjoyed your post! Scary indeed. Ha!

      2. imaginecreation, exactly. CD players were so revolutionary at the time. It was like magic being able to skip to the track you wanted in a second after dealing with cassettes for so long. Thanks for your comments.

  19. Wow! Quite a horror story! Made me feel really thankful for all the little-big conveniences that we so take for granted! Wish I could show your post to all those people who keep their A/C temperature super-cold and then stay swaddled in thick quilts all around the year instead of just using the fan when it’s cooler! Of course, they would just laugh it off.
    P.S. Wish I could get someone to repair my dad’s first professional camera so I can use it to kickstart my own career. Unfortunately, no one deals in film cameras anymore!

    Lovely post though…keep writing!

  20. Hang on a second… you had a VCR? I mean, we had to schlep to the video store to rent both a movie AND a player. And I mean a VHS player – not a hipster dude out on the town. THAT is a Play’ah. (or something)

    Too funny, Darla. You’ve shared the stuff of nightmares. Thanks. I’ll be sleeping with my ‘green’ fluorescent light on all night long.

    1. Ha, Lenore! Our VCR player was huge and ugly and took up the entire top of our giant ugly TV with the wooden frame. I do remember renting video game consoles like the first Nintendo at the store. We had it sooooo bad back then…sigh….

  21. I really really enjoyed this post! It made me smile, laugh and realize again how quickly we get used to technology. And to think that I actually did know a time without internet, ipods, blogs and facebook…whereas my younger brother (10 years younger) has NO clue what that’s like! Thanks for sharing and congrats on being, very deservingly, freshly pressed!

  22. When I was 13, I caught my Dad listening in on my conversation with my first boyfriend. (dunn, dunn) I was pissed, he was embarrassed (’cause there was nothing going on at the time–I was just barely a teen–nothing interesting happened until I turned 16) and I learned that any little click meant u know who was on the other line. I learned to speak in code after that. Kids today have it so easy.

    1. The click was so unnerving. And sometimes you weren’t sure if you were imagining it. Usually it was my brothers trying to listen to my conversation. Sometimes I could even hear them laugh on the other end.

  23. Thank you for sharing your tale of horror, I feel better just knowing that someone else was there and remembers the dark days. I try to explain those horrors to my child, who can’t imagine how we lived through all those days of writing our papers for school by hand or if we had access to one and knew how to use it-the dreaded typewriter with those creepy metal tentacles. Yes, we lived through the horrors and can now share our cautionary tales least those giant cell phones rise up again and plan their comeback!

    1. Thank you for bringing up papers at school. The horror! I took typing in high school. If I told my kids what a typewriter was they’d look at me like I had three heads. I remember the ink on my fingers, the ribbon always getting jammed…Kids today have no idea.

  24. Tar-Buns says:

    I remember it all, just as you wrote it. Remember before answering machines, too? I have to remind my HS students when we watch an older film that the technology was very different.

    Congrats on FP!!! I recognized your name from my sister’s blog, Pegoleg. Interesting that you got FPd right after she won the caption contest. Enjoyed all that banter, too. 🙂

    1. Hi Tar-Buns! Glad you enjoyed the banter. Your sister is a complete HOOT as I’m sure you already know. 😀 I do find it very odd that I mentioned to Peg that I haven’t been FP as many times as her and mere minutes later, I am FP.

      And yes, no answering machines or caller ID meant we had to answer the damn phone. Good god, how did we survive?!

  25. Darla!!! Freshly Pressed!! And a new banner for the holidays!! Woot woot!!!! I love it!

    This was great. I can only imagine what people will say in another 10 years when I say I didn’t have a cell phone until I was 20. Scary.

    1. Thanks, Julie. The banner is a picture I took of my kids’ two pumpkins that sit on top of the living room bookcase and I swear they have those things turned on day and night. They made me put them up the end of september. I love Halloween but already I am sick of it. LOL

  26. John Erickson says:

    Dang Email, I just NOW got your post! (Groan.) I’ve seen 8-tracks mentioned – did you ever have a CB radio and listen to the truckers? (My folks’ house is fairly close to a freeway ) How about 78 rpm records? Those dopey walkie talkies that you couldn’t hear your friend on, even when standing right next to each other?
    My best was when I moved into a different bedroom, got my big speakers hung on the wall (which shared with the garage wall where the ladders hung), and first cranked up my Village People collection. (Yes, people, I loved DISCO – get over it! 😀 ) Not impressed enough, I linked in the 10-band graphic equaliser, and red-lined the bass. Blew my dad’s ladder off the wall. Had to move the speakers, swear NEVER to turn the volume up that high again, AND had to remount the ladder hangers myself. For a 3-story all extension ladder. Made of aluminum (no fiberglass back then, kiddies.) I was 12.
    And I never blew the ladder off the wall again – though I did wake dad up once or twice a month. Not that I’m about REVENGE, or anything like that………(he, he, he) 😀

    1. John, your line “blew my dad’s ladder off the wall” just about killed me. Thanks again for the biggest laugh of my morning.

      We had friends that lived down the road, about five houses away. It was a contest between us to blast our stereos the loudest. They waited until their parents were gone, then cranked AC/DC so loud, we could actually hear it up the road. I remember walking down to their house, the sound so loud our ears started to bleed once we got within 300 feet. I think one of their speaker blew. God, those were the days!

      Oh god the CB radio! My dad was big on that…he’d click on it and say “Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, do you copy?” over and over and then start chatting with some random trucker going down the highway and discuss traffic delays. Cheap entertainment.

      I do remember 45’s. I remember those little plastic inserts that we had to put in the middle of the circle of the record so we could put it on the turntable. Good god, the humanity!

  27. Love it! I so liked your story even if I am European and don’t have Halloween stories to share, not at time anyway, but technology surging yes, only one phone line yes , only one phone going fro grey to white ( oh luxury !) in Paris.. and the boxy first Mac , I also knew a telex, does anybody know what that was…never mind great memories that you write so well and funny. Au revoir..

    1. Thanks, Delizie. We had that first big ol’ Mac computer in the early 80s, my dad was so proud of it. It couldn’t do much at the time. God, I remember when the internet first came to our house in the early 90s. I had no clue what is was and thought it was pretty useless at the time.

  28. LOVE this post, it made me so nostalgic hehehe and it was kind of ironic for me as I had literally just finished presenting a class on the integration of web 2.0 technologies into libraries and catering for mobile devices.
    My parents moved into their first air-conditioned house when I was 2.5yo and I remember for years in summer I always thought my house was magical because it was warm in the winter and cool in the summer… ahh the imagination of babes. So much more fun than being an adult and knowing the facts!

  29. I remember going to the video store and being disappointed. Then getting home and my brothers listening on the other phone.

    Those were the simple days! Thanks for bringing back some good memories!

  30. Shaun Cassidy! Lol! I was sure I was gonna marry him one day… While talking on the phone in the den closet. After listening to records and cassettes…. ohmygosh. My daughter is 14 and nearly died when she found out we could ONLY watch movies in the theater and the Christmas specials once a year on TV. Once. Can you imagine?!?
    Fabulous post – thanks for the trip down memory lane!

    1. Yes, the Christmas specials! Charlie Brown was something we looked forward to all year. And Saturday morning cartoons! My kids can sit down now and watch every single episode of iCarly on their iPod until the cows come home. They have no idea what it’s like to wait in anticipation of something special.

  31. Gosh, that brings back memories, though I didn’t have the phone problem you had. This is partly because I didn’t have any brothers or sisters to battle with, and partly because I am deaf…..so, hardly ever used the phone, and didn’t miss it! But I do miss those records, and reel to reel tape-recorders…loved to watch them turn round and round….

  32. jodyvford says:

    I’m not that old (80’s baby) but boy oh boy do I remember some of the things you were talking about. I remember this one incident in high school, I just got a new phone and everyone loved it, wanna know why it had a blue light and not the run of the mill greeny/yellow light. Todays kids are weak. Remember, in order to get the lyrics to a song you had to put the cassette in an would constantly have to rewind in order to write down the lyric that you missed, todays kids just have to go on google and there it is. Ahh those were the days

    1. Yes! We had to keep rewinding the tape over and over again. My favorite memory is when I used to try and record my fave song on the radio, then at the end the damn DJ would get on while the song was still playing and I was still recording and start blabbing. grrr!

  33. wow… nice post… thanks for sharing 🙂 it reminds me of my childhood days.. 🙂 Having telephones at home started in the late 80s in my place.. I vividly remember the first time we got a telephone in my house.. My sister was super excited with its arrival that she made 16 prank calls to my dad’s office..:D

  34. Great post! Love it. Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!

    I was born in the late 80’s and I don’t remember anything before 1994-95. All before that is a blur (I seem to vaguely remember a thing called MacGyver and Michael Jackson singing Bad). But even I remember a time when we had only one phone in the house and somebody always telling someone else to get off the phone! I remember cassettes and renting movies from video rental stores. We also had a big stereo system which I was forbidden to touch. So, I just listened to whatever my mom was listening to. Thus, I was ‘tragically’ acquainted with Don McLean, John Denver et al. and not with Radiohead or Oasis!

    1. That is pretty tragic. We used to have to listen to my mom’s stereo for awhile too. Oh the horror. When I finally got my own CD player for Christmas in the late 80s, it was the best day of my life.

  35. Nice. I love how America celebrates the season, not like Northern Ireland and the rest of Britain where I am. Anyway, I’ve done a couple of lists of 31 films for adults and 31 for kids to enjoy at Halloween. Some nostalgia, some unknowns perhaps.

  36. That was a lot of fun to read. I wasn’t alive then, but I can just imagine how that kind of stuff would be a pain to deal with. I love being able to listen to my iPod in privacy and have movies conviently at my fingertips. Thanks for posting 🙂

  37. umiyuri says:

    Oh man, this whole thing. I’m a young-‘un and I actually know what half of this stuff was like and nowadays is a pretty crazy time in comparison. Also, VIDEO TAPE RENTALS. OH MAN, REMEMBER VIDEO TAPES? I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN USED TO DVDs YET!

  38. Har Har. Made me laugh — the part about bringing the empty box up to the counter, “Could you please check and see if this just got returned?”
    Cashier would reluctantly check and of course none had been returned.
    I also remember renting Nintendo games from the video store….good times.

    1. I would always ask if one was returned too. After the clerk would give me a good glare and say, no. I would ask him “Well, what about that stack of movies right there behind you? Could you look there?” and he’d have to restrain himself from reaching across the counter and punching me. But I did it anyway.
      I used to rent the nintendo games with my brothers all the time along with the console. We thought we had it so good then.

  39. Great post! I think everyone needs to feel the pain of having their favorite cassette tape unravel in the tape player. Then trying to wind it back up…fast forwarding and rewinding it to even the tape out with the hopes that it’ll play normally again. That and the brainpower it took to understand which button to hit to fast forward a song based on what side of the tape was in. Cause on my cassette player, I’d have to hit ‘rewind’ to fast forward the songs on side two of the tape. It was very counter-intuitive. Oh, cassettes! Thanks for bringing back the memories, and congrats on getting Freshly Pressed!

    1. Yes, I clearly remember struggling with the fast forward and rewind buttons on mine. Back then, we actually had to think a little when we wanted to listen to music. And my tapes were always becoming unraveled, then I’d desperately try to wind them back up to save them. Thanks for the comments.

  40. Interesting take on the ghost story! Although as someone who always tends to pay in cash, I am one of those rare young people who don’t perform transactions online and do them physically.

    1. I think more and more people will eventually start paying with cash more. Which reminds me of the old days when I had a bank account as a kid to deposit my paper route money. We had to use actual paper and pen to write the balance down in my little bank book (dunn dunn!)

  41. Oh, I forgot; even as recently as the mid 80’s when I was in college, my boyfriend’s grandmother still had a party line (with the next door neighbor) for her phone. If he was visiting grandma and I called him there, I would always say hello to the old lady next door (who would always listen in on any call). I never could tell if she was on the line or not, but the first time I visited the little town in Vermont, I was walking down the street, a man I’d never seen in my life walked by and said, “You must be Steve’s girl.” Talk about small town!

    1. We had a pretty short phone cord for some time (hence, why my brother hid in the downstairs closet) Finally, my parents bought a super long cord and to us that was like gold. We could drag the phone up the stairs and sit closer to our bedrooms to talk.

  42. That was BRILLIANT!!!
    I keep telling my kids about all this, but I’m just mom, so what do I know?
    A friend put together a CD for me, and I told my daughter he, “made me a mix tape”. She looked at me like I was out of my mind and said, “Mom, it’s a CD.” Ugh.
    Thanks for putting this together, it was great!

    1. Back then movies were a special event. I remember going to the drive-in theater in my dad’s old station wagon. My brothers and I would put on our pajamas and get our sleeping bags and pillows. That was an experience most kids will never know.

  43. I also LOVE Halloween and seeing the cute kids run around in their costume always brings back memories.

    It’s crazy how technology’s changed many things…..anyways, congrats on being freshly-pressed!

  44. I covet your boom box. A turntable on top? State of the art! I remember all I wanted one year for Christmas was a “double box” with two cassette players so that I could make my own mix tapes. My first “walkman” was a knock-off that didn’t even have a rewind button. Those were the days!

  45. Exodus says:

    hahaha this should be the most hilarious post of the month. spookiest as well. my sister and i had such a blast reading your post. i was born in the late 80s, so i don’t really miss vinyl records. but i still have some cassettes and VHS tapes. o memories…

    oh congrats on being Freshly Pressed! \m/

  46. I had a mix-tape for every occassion. Happy mix-tape. Party mix-tape. I’m in Love with So-and-So mix-tape. I Just Broke Up with So-and-So and I Vow to Cry FOREVER and Never Get Over Him mix-tape. We had to listen to the radio for HOURS to wait for the DJ to play our favorite song so we could record it on our tape players! The HORROR of actually having to be PATIENT!!! No instant gratification! How did we SURVIVE?! Great post. Brought back great memories.

    1. Hey, whaddya know! I had the same “I just broke up with so-and-so and I vow to cry forever and never get over him” mix tape. Classic stuff on there too…Bryan Adams, Pat Benetar….
      There was nothing like the moment the DJ would play your favorite song was there?

      1. I bet I heard Bryan Adam’s Everything I Do no less than a thousand times the year Robin Hood came out.

        Remember the rush of excitement when you heard the first few chords of the song? Diving all the way across the room, index finger outstretched to hit the record button before the singing began? Those were the days.

  47. Congrats on a well-deserved FP! Funny post, but as one of those ‘ancients’ who grew up in the 50’s and 60’s, we old baby boomers experienced a more horrific upbringing than you guys! dunn, dunn. Party lines on the telephone! Which meant your neighbors could listen in on your conversations! The horrors! Movie night with the parents meant watching Dad’s home movies (soundless) from film on a movie reel on the old projector which sometimes stuck and made funny noises. dunn, dunn! Black and white TV! Listening to records (45’s and LP albums) on a record player (not even a stereo!) dunn, dunn! If we wanted to converse with a far-away friend, we had to get a piece of paper and a pen and write a letter, by hand!! And if we needed to turn in a research paper at school, we had to type it on a manual typewriter! No spell check. No instant editing. If you made a mistake, you either tried to erase it, which made a hole in your paper, or you started over again with a clean sheet of paper. Man, we had it rough, didn’t we? 😉 Thanks for reminding me of the good ol’ days!

    1. We had one of those old projectors. The only movie my parents had of me as a kid was an old silent one of me running in the yard chasing my brother on some dusty flickering reel. Which reminds me of when my dad finally got one of the very first video camera recorders in the 80s. He had to lug this giant VCR-like contraption over his shoulder, which was plugged into this giant heavy camera he had to prop up. He loved that thing though and recorded my high school graduation on it.
      And, Oh I remember good ol’ White Out and typing on a manual. Thanks for the comments Mama’s Nest 🙂

      1. Yep, hubby and I HAD one of those monstrous video cameras! That’s what we used to tape all our children’s escapades. And lugging it around and propping it up is probably why I have an out of sorts back and neck all these years later! 😉 White Out? I didn’t even have that new-fangled invention. Those were the days of using carbon paper to make copies. The other day I tried to explain mimeograph machines to a young’un (mid 20’s) because, back in the day, we didn’t have copiers. She just looked at me as though I were crazy and laughed her head off.

      2. To think copiers were cutting edge at one point! Carbon papers reminds me of some of my earliest jobs back in high school. We used to have to put down the carbon paper and slide the credit card across with this little machine then write in the amount by hand. Once I worked at a pharmacy where I used a little calculator and a pad of paper and pen to keep track of transactions!

  48. This made me laugh loudly, multiple times- and snort. I am young, I swear, but you make me feel ancient as the hills. It is unbelieveable even to me, but I grew up in a house that at one point still had a party line with 3 of our neighbors. You could pick up the phone and hear the elderly ladies chattering away, and listen in if you were subtle which we were NOT. I vividly remember this. Only because I grew up in a rural area, I suppose… -kate

    1. Apparently, this party line thing was a common occurence back then–and usually involved old ladies gossiping on the other end! I have to say I never had the joy of experiencing the that. I’m happy you had a good laugh and snort reading my post.

  49. These days I’m afraid to leave a fan out thats not attached to the ceiling..God forbid my children decides to want to touch the blades thats are only propelling at rapid speed. That or worse what if Jack Jack the fat cat gets a little too lazy and lax that his fuzzy tail falls victom to slaughter! Well maybe his tail couldn’t fit in the screen of the fan, but one never knows! LOL Great post!

  50. ONE THING I DON’T HAVE A IPAD OR PHONE sad D: DUNN DUNN although by B-DAY is in 4 days I might be able to get a Ipod if I beg to my mom enough NICE PST BTW ( by the way)

  51. MaiBao says:

    I was born in the 80’s, grew up in the 90’s. I remember when my father bought this new stereo that could fast forward a track on a cassette tape. You just pressed fast forward or rewind and it would automatically stop at the next or previous track. And back then, I thought that was the greatest thing ever invented.

  52. In 9th grade Danny (the-cutest-guy-ever) actually asked me to meet him at the rollerskating rink (the-coolest-hangout-in-town). He held my hand during the couples skate…(romantic sigh) But alas, my joy was short lived (dunn dunn) when his buddies showed up and tried to convince me to join Danny out back to experiement with a different kind of “rolling the skate”. My Dad had insisted I take a dime in my pocket so I could call him “just in case” I wanted to come home early (much to my loud protest and rolling of eyes). I found the phone booth 3 blocks down the road and tearfully used my dime. Thankfully, Dad didn’t say a word when he pulled up in our yellow station wagon. He just quietly drove me home where I cried into my Luke Skywalker pillowcase. Ah yes, those were the days!

    1. Thanks, Charles. This post was one of the ones where I sat down and wrote for no one else but me. I had a blast writing it, just let the words flow, never thinking it would be FP. Isn’t that always the way? (Wish I had edited it more) And I see you are drowning in comments now as well! Of course your post bumped mine off the top page, but I’ll let it slide this time around. 😉 Can’t think of a blog more deserving.

  53. I loved this, loved it! I grew up in NH, Lakes Region and we actually had to get up and go ACROSS the room (on our FEET!) and turn the knob on the tv to change channels!

  54. Wow, that brought back a lot of memories. The first VCR we got that was $1000. The first microwave we got that was $1000. Crazy! Now you can probably get a VCR for free, and even a DVD player for $25 new, and a microwave 10 times more powerful for $40. And gasoline is only $3.50 a gallon! Oh… wait a minute….

  55. Oh that brings back memories. I remember when music tapes came out and you were able to record your favorite songs played on the radio …. on Sundays at lunch. It was the only way to have access to songs without buying the album or single for much more money than today. My parents very pretty annoyed.

  56. I grew up without videos and microwaves. We didn’t even have a toaster oven.
    My dad had a rule that we could only talk on the phone for 10 minutes and then had to hang up in case somebody was trying to call. We didn’t have call waiting in those days. If we talked on the phone too long, he would pick up the other line and tell us to hang up. We were allowed to call our friends back after waiting 5 minutes! Tell that to my teenager who texts, talks and skypes while watching TV and listening to music!

  57. Congrats on being Freshly Pressed! We had only one phone, so that was a bonus. I remember having a party line with another household (don’t know who), but that was before the phone became my domain, so I didn’t have to worry about anyone hearing my secrets– except for my mom and the visiting neighbors or family gathered around the kitchen table.

  58. Great post. I was definitely paranoid about my brother listening to my conversations on the other home phone. This brought back some great junior high memories, and that was only 10 years ago. It really is scary how much has changed in such a short amount of time.

  59. i used to hate the ’80s, especially the music. maybe it reminded me of the gazillion plants i had to water as a chore or how you have to crack open the VHS and clean them. But props on this horror perspective. i love the approach.

  60. Love this! =) I was born in the late 80’s though so I didn’t have all those issues but some. It’s still weird to think about how much cellphones have progressed and how 6 year olds know how to work them. I remember when I didn’t even know what a cell was and now my 8 year old cousin texts me. lol It is very weird to just look back at all the things that were different in your childhood then they are for the kids now. Sometimes I am scared for my future kids. =/

    1. I’m a bit scared for my kids. My daughter know how to use our iTouch and she’s four years old. Technology is great, but it also delivers loads of information at super speeds…my kids are already too hyped up and have short attention spans. I try to limit their use of video games, computer because I think they just need to be kids and play more. Maybe even use their imagination a little, imagine that! Thanks for visiting my blog, Lost and Found.

  61. You may have been describing America in the 70s but that sounds more like my 90s Irish childhood! I only realised a few months back that my 9 year old brother had no idea what a videotape was. Scary stuff.

    1. Very true. The days of the video rental store were very recent. We still have a stack of VHS kicking around, but my kids don’t know what they are and have never watched them (our VCR is packed away somewhere too) I originally wrote this post as a direct letter to my kids so they could read it one day and be amazed (and scared). Thanks for stopping by my blog.

  62. Mary the OINKteller says:

    Alright, the dance is over and I’m just showing up. 😦 Congrats on being freshly pressed – this was a fabulous post!

    1. Thanks, Oh God, My Wife Is German. I will be sure to check yours out. My husband is German, so that makes me…uh…not German at all. But I’m sure it counts somewhat that my last name is German and is always mispronounced?

  63. I like this post! OK I may not have experienced everything you’d mentioned but I’m pretty much a fan of stuff like the stereo! And VHS tapes oh my gosh, these things are amazing. I can’t help but feel sad when my VHS of old-time cartoons had mold and I couldn’t get rid of it 😦 Amusing this post is … listening to music out loud… ? 😉

    1. Now that is sad about your old cartoon tapes. I’m sure soon even DVDs will be a thing of the past at the rate we’re going.
      I miss listening to music out loud and ticking off the neighbors…sigh.

      1. Thanks! And, I just need to tell you- I was looking at your comments on my ipad and this post has so many that it stops showing them after, like, 150. I couldn’t believe it- My first thought was, Was this Freshly Pressed???? And, I looked through earlier comments to see that it had been. Congrats! Thanks for linking up-

  64. You’re my hero. I was just talking about how I would get SO upset when someone was using the phone because OMG I’m expecting a super important phone call! I always had to stand over the phone and let it ring at least 2 times before picking it up, too.

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