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Survivor kicked off it’s 30th season last month with Worlds Apart set off the coast of Nicaragua. Once again I was glued to the TV like a contestant’s soggy underwear to their nether regions in the sweltering tropical heat. A few Mainers have competed on the show over the years, with one actually winning the grand prize. (Anyone remember Bob? Best season evah.)
This year we have this man to cheer on: Dan from Gorham.
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Wow. Ayuh, he certainly looks like a true Maineiac. Some highlights of his quest for the million dollars: Nobody on his tribe can stand him, he peed on his own jelly fish sting and he’s free-balling it because he lost his undies in the ocean. Yee-ouch! Looks like he’s all chafed up with no place to go. I have no idea what that means.
Watching this middle-aged postal worker slog around the beach with his sweaty furry belly hanging out made me think,
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She's A Maineiac 
Trotting over to NW to read the entire, sure-to be-glorious post. I’ll follow the trail of Cheeto crumbs you left.
OMG 30 years? Holy sh*t.
Well, 30 seasons. I’m sure they cram about three seasons into every year, maybe more.
Hope Probst reads this, D. You would make a mighty fine addition to next season’s Survivor! Ayuh.
Yes, be sure to tweet this directly to him if you can. He might put in a good word for me. Or….get a restraining order.
I have never watched it