I Was a 12-Year-Old Psychic

Back in the early ’80s, things were innocent. I cherished my ribbon barrettes, my dog Princess, and my life-sized poster of The Hardy Boys. Sure, Parker was okay, but it was Shaun who stole my heart.

Bringing sleuthing to ridiculously handsomer heights.
Taking sleuthing to ridiculously handsome heights.

And much like the ancient prophet Nostradamus, I predicted stuff, too.

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I predict that one day I’ll shamelessly beg people to go visit another blog.

Uh oh!…I’m having another vision…I see you, dear reader, clicking on the link below and leaving comments and liking my new post on The Nudge Wink Report. Do it now! Don’t prove me a fraud!

2016 Prophecies Revealed!

P.S. I love you.

P.P.S. But not as much as The Hardy Boys, sorry.

P.P.P.S. Unless you click on my link above, then I love you more.

P.P.P.P.S. How long can I keep doing this?

P.P.P.P.P.S. I should probably stop now.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Hurry, go click that link!

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13 thoughts on “I Was a 12-Year-Old Psychic

  1. I don’t know about your psychic skills as yet, as I haven’t gone to the link but I feel strangely convinced to do so now so maybe you’re a hypnotist. Off I go.

  2. Is point 1 saying that Donald Trump is going to win the election. Please confirm. This will determine whether on my trip into town later I cross the bridge or throw myself off it!

    1. I do believe he will lose and lose big. Then I predict he’ll run away and hide, only to reemerge with yet another ridiculous reality show. Or maybe he thinks he’s in one now.

  3. Clicked it. Read it. Loved it. But not as much as Shaun. Did you know that only fifteen hundred miles away there was another twelve year old girl with her heart stolen by Shaun Cassidy? Of course you did!

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