Remember the good ol’ days when the news was delivered to your door by a snot-nosed Beaver Cleaver punk? Remember the times when we leisurely digested the day’s headlines with a mug of Sanka in our grubby ink-stained fingers?
Nah, me neither.
Then again, I’m not sure if I remembered to put on pants today.
[looks down] Oops.
These days, I don’t get my news from those silly 24/7 cable news channels, or even from my Facebook feed.
Come on over to my newest post on The Nudge Wink Report to find out my top secret source of the latest breaking headlines…
And this concludes the regularly scheduled programming of She’s a Maineiac.
I will be on hiatus for the summer. My goal is to ignore all social media completely for 3 months before my brain atrophies into oatmeal.
[looks up] Too late.
But before I go, thanks for reading my blog. I’m fast approaching my 6th anniversary (what?!) and it’s been tons-0-fun all these years.
Peace out, dudes and dudettes!