I Wish I Was in Tijuana, Eating Barbequed Iguana in the Sauna

Hey, kids! It's National Poetry Month! Wait -- don't go, come back! Poetry is cool!  I swear this will be fun! And mostly painless! Mostly. Here's a short collection of some of my best poetry fails. See, I made sure this was short. So you can enjoy them. Or not. My guess is you won't unless you're drunk. Do …

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Ode to My Old Man

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways  I love your shaggy hair, the gentle glimmer in your eyes I love that your mom tried to dress you just like Prince, only pint-size. I love how your dimpled cheeks frame the innocence of your smile, I love that you once thought Boss Hogg …

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Stuck

Stuck It all happened so fast I was too careless, my heart full of glee blindly rushing forward, now I'm in too deep. Struggling against its grip I succumb to its judgement and await my demise.  Suffocation threatens my last gasp I push I pull I fight It only strengthens the vice! Panic leaks into …

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I’m Gonna Party Like It’s One Shy of 100

Today is a monumental day for me. This is my 99th post. I have been blogging almost 2 years. So I've achieved this milestone with the same speed as molasses running uphill in the dead of winter (or as myself running uphill in the dead of winter).  I guess I should try writing more? Or running? …

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