Bigly News!

I've been coughing up posts for this blog for almost seven years now -- for free and with absolutely zero chance of ever gaining any real success or exposure beyond the 200 pathetic cats that read my drivel. Well, that's about to change. I've just received news through my agent that Melissa McCarthy has signed …

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The Cat Who Thinks She’s a Dog

...A Cautionary Tail... I love cats. Always have, always will. Why? They don't talk. They don't have political views. They don't talk about politics. They don't talk. I consider their personalities sort of like mine: introverted, opinionated, always critical of others -- but in that endearing, almost imperceptibly smug way. I also equally adore dogs, …

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Dear Human

Dear Human, It's been one week since I graced you with my presence. In other words, seven long torturous days of needless suffering. It's a wonder I didn't bolt through the open door on the first day, never to return again to this pathetic excuse for lodging. Alas, I've been cursed with a stubborn laziness …

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14 Menopause Tips That Might Just Save A Life

  Never say to the woman, "This must be the menopause talking, right?" For hot flashes, freeze a washcloth, then slap your husband upside the head with it. Still feeling blazing hot? Carry a good portable fan. Make mood swings fun. Get out a timer and count how many intense emotions you feel in three …

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It’s Official: The Undead Exist! And they follow this blog.

Recently, several bloggers have noticed a sudden upswing in blog followers.  I've also seen my followers steadily climb from maybe a few a day to dozens a day. Yet, here I was, still just sitting on my couch in my pajamas, watching Wheel of Fortune and eating my way through yet another pint of Rocky Road. …

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