As some of you are well aware, there are certain undeniable signs the End Times are near: Oceans turn blood red. Locusts! It's raining locusts! Leggings are a thing now. Leggings! It's raining leggings! But recently I've witnessed another sign that it's time to make peace with my maker. My mom is on Facebook. Just …
Continue reading It’s the End of the World as I Know It (And I Feel Slightly Uneasy)
[It's early morning. I'm folding a mountain of laundry. A bolt of lightning cracks overhead and a blinding light fills the room. I drop my husband's underwear to the floor, shield my eyes and squint at the ceiling.] Me: What the...? God: [voice booms] IT IS I! Me: God? Is that You? God: [yells] YES! OF COURSE IT'S ME! [mutters] Didn't I …
Big news this week: Mark Zuckerberg is getting one whopper of a birthday present. His Facebook IPO could make him worth about 100 billion buckaroos. Not bad for a gift. Psbbt. [shrug] I guess. But it pales in comparison to all the gifts I got when I turned 28 years old. It was a long …
At first, I usually try to avoid most things popular in this digital social media technological-informational-crappola-highway-to-hell that is Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest. Mainly so I can smirk when people ask me why I'm not obsessed with the latest app or fad like the rest of them. Then I normally cave and get sucked into it like all …
Our current culture is driven by drama. Some of it real, most of it imagined. Seems like these days everything has to be packaged into little sound bites in order to get our attention. With all the digital technology out there-- and because we now have the attention spans of a gnat-- we have to be crafty with what …
Continue reading Hey! I’ve Got Something to Tell You…! (maybe)
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