Beyonce’s got me lookin’ so crazy right now.

I was feeling pretty adventurous at Super Cuts; the music was popping, the light was flattering, the hairstylist was overly bubbly in her enthusiasm. Why not do something drastic? I wanted a change. I needed a change. Everyone was on board: my six-year-old daughter nodded enthusiastically at me with her gap-toothed grin, my husband looked at me with that …

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The Little Search Engine That Couldn’t

You've got questions? Looking for solutions to your problems? Let She's a Maineiac not help you at all! Here are some of the recent search engine terms that led people to my blog: childhood brother and sister ball-busting funny stories? Why, yes, funny you should ask. Back in 1984, I made the unfortunate decision to …

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The Long and the Short of It

Women seem to identify themselves by their hairstyle. Or, in my case, complete lack of style. I’ve had the same boring, long, brown, thick-as-a-rat’s-nest hair for my entire life. Well, aside from the late 70s, when my mom sent me out into the big bad world looking like a cross between Dorothy Hamill and Justin …

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