I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Call, Mom

My answering machine messages from my 79-year-old mother while I was gone for a few hours last weekend: [answering machine beep] Darla? Darla? Darla? Darla? (click) [beep] Darla! Darla! Darla! Darla! (click) [beep] Gah! Are you there? DARLA! I know you're there! Oh! God! There it is! Do you hear it? That beeping? It's the …

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