Church Chat

If there's one thing I dread discussing -- it's religion. All those pesky questions: Who created us? How did we get here? Why are we here? Where are my car keys? I just had them a second ago and -- oh. Someone put them in the fridge. Ahem. Anyway. So yes...lots of questions. If you …

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Don’t waste your money because I will win.

The odds of winning this week's Powerball jackpot are 1 in 292.2 million. I've written about Powerball before in Why can't I get struck by lightning just once? But people still think that they might win the 1.3 billion (about 20 bucks and change after taxes)? Get real. Please, that's like saying Justin Bieber might …

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Love is in the air…or is that cabbage I smell?

Valentine's Day greeting cards for that special someone in your life. For your nursing home roommate: For your celebrity spouse: For your pet human: For your cellmate at the state penitentiary: For Justin Bieber: For your newest blog follower:

I’m Angry Because I’m Not Angry Enough

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain ~~~~~~~~ In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves. Buddha ~~~~~~~~ Anger dwells only in the …

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Time Marches On…and All Over My Face

It's a scientific fact that once you hit your 40s, time speeds up. Days go by in seconds, years are like minutes. Unless you start paying attention to the presidential race. Not only does your concept of time change, but the signs of aging increase exponentially. Where once before, it might take a decade for a …

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Too School for Cool: College Revisited

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Top 11 Things About Blogging I’m Not Very Fond Of….

(...because hate is such a strong word.) 11) If I don't blog, I die a little inside. Then I curse myself for being addicted. And I die inside a little more. Then I write a post about blogging. Then I cry in my beer. Repeat ad nauseam. Then I look up the phrase 'ad nauseam' to …

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