Seth Rogen and James Franco (Almost) Save the World

Setting: Seth Rogen's apartment last week around 3 am. Rogen [sitting on couch in underwear watching CNN]: Oh shit! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT! Oh man! Oh holy crapballs! [inhales smoke] Oh god. Just hold it in, Seth, hold it in..... [exhales sharply, puts giant bong down on floor] This is nuts, this is crazy. I gotta call Franco. [phone rings at James …

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My Secret Movie Star Life

I have something big to confess to you guys.I'm really a movie star.Well, more like a stand-in for movie stars while they take extended bathroom breaks. Even Kate Winslet has to pee sometime, right?What -- you think I make a living merely blogging? [insert long, drawn-out cackling fading away to soft weeping here]Here's my official headshot.You might remember the above gem from …

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How Movies Teach Us

Let's face it -- the only time you ever learn anything worthwhile in life is when you're watching a movie. Here's just a sampling of lessons I've learned: Never fall asleep with your hand between two pillows. When floating in the frigid ocean, find a bigger door. If high school's social injustices are bringing you …

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