Unexplained Mysteries of My Universe (Part 2): Blog Anniversary

Explain to me how is it possible that when I was 11, I was earning money babysitting, while my son at the same age can't figure out how to make toast? Explain to me how when you're walking on the side of the road, every car that whizzes past you is a jackass, yet when you're …

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The Monkey Strikes Back

My life had been pretty dreary lately. Things seemed devoid of all joy. The spark had completely gone out of my days. Then I woke up one morning and Bam! It dawned on me-- this empty feeling was because I haven't won The Good Greatsby's caption contest in ages! Sure, I've been a finalist. But I've always lost, …

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