Welcome to another installment of weekly no holds barred, profanity-laced, semi-comedic rants straight from the rambling mind of the Supreme Destroyer of Bullshit — The Maineiac. Today's topic: Pain I've had lower back pain for years. And when I say back pain I really mean the feeling one gets when their lower vertebrae are constantly being set on fire …
Tag: Pain
So I Married A Big Man-Baby
My dear husband will be undergoing surgery next week for carpal tunnel syndrome in his right hand. With all his nonstop fretting and whining you'd think he was getting his entire arm amputated. He throws around words like "recuperate" and "pre-op" and "anesthesia" like I haven't been down this road many times myself. And just because …
Jill of All Trades, Master of Thighs
Every step I took was sheer agony. I slowly shuffled across the living room floor, hunched over like Quasimodo, dragging my achy body for what seemed like miles. The pain was cruel, severe and blinding; it ripped through my calf muscles and tore up my thighs, shredding every pathetic fiber to bits in its wake. I just had …
She's A Maineiac 