The Cat Who Thinks She’s a Dog

...A Cautionary Tail... I love cats. Always have, always will. Why? They don't talk. They don't have political views. They don't talk about politics. They don't talk. I consider their personalities sort of like mine: introverted, opinionated, always critical of others -- but in that endearing, almost imperceptibly smug way. I also equally adore dogs, …

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Dear Human

Dear Human, It's been one week since I graced you with my presence. In other words, seven long torturous days of needless suffering. It's a wonder I didn't bolt through the open door on the first day, never to return again to this pathetic excuse for lodging. Alas, I've been cursed with a stubborn laziness …

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On My 28th Birthday…

Big news this week: Mark Zuckerberg is getting one whopper of a birthday present.  His Facebook IPO could make him worth about 100 billion buckaroos. Not bad for a gift. Psbbt. [shrug] I guess. But it pales in comparison to all the gifts I got when I turned 28 years old. It was a long …

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A Girl and Her Dog

I have had the Marley and Me movie for awhile now, sitting in my DVD collection, collecting dust. I kept telling myself to watch it, but I knew I wasn’t emotionally ready. I had already read the book, (like everyone else on the planet) so I knew about the heart-wrenchingly sad ending. I could barely …

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