I bought a high-powered magnifying mirror the other day. Just what I need, all the horrifying details of my face magnified 10,000 times. I peered into the mirror to begin ripping out my eyebrows when, WHOA! HOLY HELL! MY FACE IS OLD! AND UGLY! AND COVERED IN HAIR! I LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A …
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Nobody Told Me There’d Be Exploding Bras
Well, here we are, only January 8th and my New Year is already shaping up to be chock-full of bra-exploding drama. A few highlights (and some lowlights): I exercised to a new Xbox video game program but went a little overboard. I did about 100 squats in 45 minutes. The next day I went to …
She's A Maineiac 