Nobody Told Me There’d Be Exploding Bras

Well, here we are, only January 8th and my New Year is already shaping up to be chock-full of bra-exploding drama. A few highlights (and some lowlights): I exercised to a new Xbox video game program but went a little overboard. I did about 100 squats in 45 minutes. The next day I went to …

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Hello.

Hello. It's me. (No, not Adele.) Sorry. But it really is me! Don't be fooled! I know! It's truly uncanny how much Adele and I look alike. And I'm back to blogging again (sorta). Yippee! I've missed you guys. So, what's new with you? Oh yeah? Really?! NO! GET OUT! ...I'm sorry...what? I kinda wasn't …

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Summertime and the Living is Social Media Free

How's the summer going for you? Mine is good so far. I've sworn off most social media. I did go on Instagram and Facebook a few times but really, those don't count, right? What I Did On My Summer Vacation Went on a diet. In my mind. Man, I REALLY should eat more kale and …

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Mishmash Monday

Hello there! How the hell are you? Just a friendly message letting you all know I can't write anymore. No, wait! Don't leave me! Come back! This is serious! I got nuthin'! My bloggy well ran dry. My bloggy liquor cabinet has been emptied. My bloggy fridge has nothing but a half-drunk bottle of PBR and my bloggy pantry is …

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Happy [insert holiday here]!

Hey guys! Whassup? It's time to get down and funky.... "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone....ba-da-ba-da-ba-daaaaa...." http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/1tumblr_lgp6q5NhE21qcjtu8o1_500.gif I'm writing this post because: 1) I wanted to see if I forgot how to write (looks like I did) 2) I missed you guys. 3) I needed a distraction from reading online all about how 2014 …

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What the? Wednesday

There is nothing more entertaining than watching your kid attempt a magic trick. My 7-year-old daughter is obsessed with David Blaine. She repeatedly watches his video "Trapped Inside The Ice Cube of Death!" on YouTube.  She's convinced she'll be a magician someday. This morning she runs up to me and yells, "Hey Mom! I can do magic tricks! I'll …

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Yes, but how high does a flea jump while farting?

Did you know..... A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person? An estimated 200 languages are spoken in New York City? A flea can jump 200 times higher than the height of its own body? For every one person on the planet, there are an estimated 200 million insects crawling around? …

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Top Fifteen Signs You’re Old

A recent photo of me, in one of my better moods. You know you're old when... 15) You're about 15 minutes into a long drive in your car when you suddenly realize you don't remember where you're going or why. Hmm....maybe after a few more miles it'll come to me... 14) You hear a current pop song …

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The Little Search Engine That Couldn’t

You've got questions? Looking for solutions to your problems? Let She's a Maineiac not help you at all! Here are some of the recent search engine terms that led people to my blog: childhood brother and sister ball-busting funny stories? Why, yes, funny you should ask. Back in 1984, I made the unfortunate decision to …

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Wackadoodle Wednesday

Proof my kids communicate in a language I will never understand: I'm sitting on the couch, reading a book. My son is across the room, frozen in the 'Nintendo DS' pose-- head down, eyes glazed, thumbs working furiously.  I am completely immersed in the latest Stephen King book when I barely hear, "Hey, Mom?" I keep …

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