Nomophobia -- the fear of being out of mobile phone contact. A drastic change happened in my life this past year. I ditched my trusty old flip phone from the dinosaur age -- the one I never texted on and barely used to even make phone calls -- for a damn smartphone. What the hell was I thinking? Now …
Continue reading I am a smartphone addict and the world is going to hell.
[It's early morning. I'm folding a mountain of laundry. A bolt of lightning cracks overhead and a blinding light fills the room. I drop my husband's underwear to the floor, shield my eyes and squint at the ceiling.] Me: What the...? God: [voice booms] IT IS I! Me: God? Is that You? God: [yells] YES! OF COURSE IT'S ME! [mutters] Didn't I …
Dear Open Letter, Well, lookatchoo! All open and shit. You're such a smug jackass. What do you want from me? Overly dramatic indignation? Cheap humor? And for what? So other people can read it? Why not keep my stupid thoughts inside my head where they belong? I'll give you credit, you are versatile. Hell, I …
Greetings, fellow bloggers, non-bloggers, readers and non-readers! Today I bring to you an in-depth interview I did with...myself. Yes! And they say blogging is narcissistic. In this Q&A, I will attempt to probe into the deepest, darkest regions of the seedy blogging underbelly. I've been warned there's lots of lint. And some grime. Y'know, stuff stuck up in the …
Continue reading My Exclusive Interview With Me About My Blog
We all know the key to a good online profile picture is to contort your face and body to look exactly nothing like you actually look like in real life. As for me, I try to do the following: Slap on loads of makeup I normally would never wear. Turn head at unnatural 45° angle. Pull shoulders back. …
Look! I've written another post on writing! Wahoo! Maybe it's this long winter, maybe it's because I'm bored and tired of putting together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles of lighthouses, but I want to ask you guys some questions. This post is mainly directed toward the other bloggers out there. My questions might be for research purposes (still waiting for …
At first, I usually try to avoid most things popular in this digital social media technological-informational-crappola-highway-to-hell that is Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest. Mainly so I can smirk when people ask me why I'm not obsessed with the latest app or fad like the rest of them. Then I normally cave and get sucked into it like all …
She's A Maineiac 