Confessions of a Female Football Fanatic

Last Sunday, I broke the sound barrier in my living room. Have you ever heard a high-pitched screech that was so annoying and loud you wanted to scrape your own ears out with a fork? That was me during the commercials. I hate Taco Bell. Okay, so I guess I get a little excited watching …

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The New Adventures of Old Darla

Going back to college at my (ahem) advanced age has been quite the eye-opening experience. I've learned many valuable things, like the medical term bradycardia actually does not mean when one's heart rate goes up upon seeing Tom Brady's tight end. Also, never open your eyes during 'eye irrigation' practice when your smirking lab partner comes at …

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Why can’t I get struck by lightning, just once?

Perhaps you've heard about today's Powerball jackpot, the largest in the history of wasting your hard-earned money for something that will never happen. I am writing this post to let you all know a few facts: it is over 500 million and I am going to win it. Oh, yes, I am. I bought my …

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