Last week, on a steamy morning deep in the bowels of our nation's capital, CNN reporters gathered in the press room prepared to hear the latest news from the White House. After patiently waiting for several hours, the reporters grew concerned. Not because they noticed anything amiss -- I mean, let's get real, these guys …
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Top Eleven Things I Hate About Being President
Hey, losers! It's me, the President of the United States. Yes, I am still here. No, I don't want to be here anymore. So please enjoy my top 11 Reasons Why Being Prez Sucks Bigly Time: 11) Thought it would be more like that movie where the bratty kid gets all the ice cream in …
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A Special Message From Sarah Palin
Yeehaw! It's time to quit pussyfootin' around, America! C'mon, all you ditch-diggin', hash-slingin', cow-tippin' proud apple pie rockin' mamas and papas! Click on this here link-dee-loo down below to find out what happens when Darla goes undercover at Trump headquarters! Hint: It ain't purty. And after you're done readin' -- LET'S KICK SOME ISIS …
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