Ode from the Commode: A Thanksgiving Plea

To Whom It May Concern: I write to you with the fervent hopethat my plight may soon be known.My ordeal began as soon as I plunkedmy ass on the porcelain throne. It seems mixing shots of tequilawith gravy-smothered pitawas clearly not the way to go. Hence, my ass exploded,the tidy bowl overloaded,and the septic tank …

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Think You’re Thankful Enough? Take this quiz!

Hey, gang! It's time once again to overdose on gravy! Yes, Thanksgiving is almost here! And it's my turn over at The Nudge Wink Report. So slap on a feedbag and help me explore burning questions like: --What makes Aunt Ethel cry into her creamed corn? --Can turkeys fly? --What is tofurky really made of? …

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