I don't know about you, but oftentimes I ask myself, Self? What would you do with 44 billion dollars? I have loads of ideas. I would donate a billion to the animal shelter, give a billion to the children's hospital, spend a billion on Reese's peanut butter cups and Snuggies. You can never have too …
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Tales of a Twitter Nothing
In spite of the fact I'm in my [cough, choke, gasp, defibrillator, deep breath, labored breaths, mild recovery] mid-forties, I've been around the social media block a time or two. But three times? Hell no! It's way too far to schlep, my lower back hurts like a sonofabitch and I forgot to take my GiveAShit pills this morning. I love blogging and …
Momglish Dictionary
The Maineiac Edition crackatoan adjective--the moment when a mama starts to completely lose her cool after listening to her five year old daughter whine, "But I want a puppy RIGHT NOW!" for six straight hours. Telltale warning signs: extreme twitchiness, clenched jaw, low guttural groans, flames shooting out of eye sockets. mamacure noun--a typical mom's fingernail condition approximately three …
Fritter Friday
So apparently... ...I have changed my blog theme around 72 times since I started blogging last year. And each time I've noticed something odd--I keep choosing text that is significantly bigger on the screen. This means I am either losing my eyesight at a much faster rate than I thought, or I need to invest in glasses …
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