I Wish I Was in Tijuana, Eating Barbequed Iguana in the Sauna

Hey, kids! It's National Poetry Month! Wait -- don't go, come back! Poetry is cool!  I swear this will be fun! And mostly painless! Mostly. Here's a short collection of some of my best poetry fails. See, I made sure this was short. So you can enjoy them. Or not. My guess is you won't unless you're drunk. Do …

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Stuck

Stuck It all happened so fast I was too careless, my heart full of glee blindly rushing forward, now I'm in too deep. Struggling against its grip I succumb to its judgement and await my demise.  Suffocation threatens my last gasp I push I pull I fight It only strengthens the vice! Panic leaks into …

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I’m Gonna Party Like It’s One Shy of 100

Today is a monumental day for me. This is my 99th post. I have been blogging almost 2 years. So I've achieved this milestone with the same speed as molasses running uphill in the dead of winter (or as myself running uphill in the dead of winter).  I guess I should try writing more? Or running? …

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She’s a Maineiac Greeting Cards

For your kid:   The day you were born Was the most blessed day I cherished you then In every single way But now I have to tell you Something that may sound cold Get the hell out of our basement For God's sake, you're 30 years old For your spouse:  The day we were married My heart grew …

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Bloggety Bloggety Blah

Psst. Hey. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. I have a question. It's okay, no one will ever know we're having this conversation. But I need to know something. Do you ever get the feeling you spend too much time blogging? Or reading other blogs? Commenting on blogs? Commenting on others' comments? No, just me? Okay. Nevermind. …

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