Mom For Hire

The following post I wrote over three years ago and I’m reposting it because I have little time to write lately. In case you’re wondering the snow in Maine finally melted so I’m spending every waking moment outside.  Plus I’m tired. So damn tired. Happy Mother’s Day! OBJECTIVE            To prove that when you notice the huge 10… More Mom For Hire

Mishmash Monday

Hello there! How the hell are you? Just a friendly message letting you all know I can’t write anymore. No, wait! Don’t leave me! Come back! This is serious! I got nuthin’! My bloggy well ran dry. My bloggy liquor cabinet has been emptied. My bloggy fridge has nothing but a half-drunk bottle of PBR and my bloggy pantry is… More Mishmash Monday

Why I Should Be On Survivor

Originally posted on The Nudge Wink Report:
Survivor kicked off it’s 30th season last month with Worlds Apart set off the coast of Nicaragua. Once again I was glued to the TV like a contestant’s soggy underwear to their nether regions in the sweltering tropical heat. A few Mainers have competed on the show over the years, with one actually winning the…

Maine politician makes stuff up. Stephen King gets pissed. What happens next will blow your mind.

As if the six month winter of Snowmageddon wasn’t enough, now us Mainers have something else to bitch about. Our resident prolific bullshit artist, Governor Paul LePage, made national headlines last week by waging a battle of wits with our resident prolific horror writer, Stephen King. When I say wits I’m only talking about one man. You… More Maine politician makes stuff up. Stephen King gets pissed. What happens next will blow your mind.

Five Things About This Winter That Will Blow Your Mind

1. Big snow is bad. Me no likey big snow. We’ve received approximately four feet of snow in a span of two weeks. This is the weather pattern we seem to be locked in until kingdom come: Big snowstorm, followed by 40 mph wind gusts then plummeting wind chill temps of minus-20. Two days later? Well good golly! Another… More Five Things About This Winter That Will Blow Your Mind